Dicey Participles

littlewendycat:

eileenpaints:

saathi1013:

marthur:

iamthespacecadet:

I really just want to make a story about fantasy worlds that continue to advance at a technologically consistent rate so like, not urban fantasy which tends to have that “it’s now but there’s a ton of stuff U DON’T KNOW ABOUT” but like, Motorcycle gang dwarves and fashion model elves and wizards of high finance and like everyone standing around a water-cooler and they’re like-

“Who do you think you’re going to vote for this year? I mean King Shelmeth has a birthmark and a prophesy but he’s really strict about goblin immigration and Xarthon the Brave has that magic sword with the crown all on it and stuff but his taxation policies really leave something to desire, you know? And I just don’t know if either of them are really in touch with the fight for ghost rights, you know?”

And they all just sort of nod and mumble and the centaur stamps his hoof but then their boss walks by and they all pretend to be really busy with the copy machine.

I would read the fuck out of this

I would read the fuck out of any high fantasy where it has not been the middle ages unchangingly for thousands and thousands of years

COSIGNED

Oh my god, I want this to be a real book.

OMG CAN IT BE PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

I’m actually working on something like this but the Fae are stuck in the 70s :P

Still, I love urban fantasy and would love to see something like this.

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